Jokes - Page 4

**OtherPplsDrama** · #25 06-13-2008

Oh No.......

One beautiful afternoon, a young redneck boy runs into his house and yells “Paw, I found her! I found the girl I’m gonna marry, and she’s a virgin!”

Now while this might impress some families, it irritated and upset his father. Pounding his fist on the table, he yells back “There’s no way you’ll marry that girl! If she ain’t good enough for her own family, she ain’t good enough for ours!”

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**Stacee_Danielle** · #26 06-13-2008

hahaha, that was a good one.

**OtherPplsDrama** · #27 06-21-2008

This one goes out to my mom....who sends me some of the funniest e-mails ever. This is just one

ROPE

Eleven people were hanging on a rope, under a helicopter.
10 men and 1 woman.
The rope was not strong enough to carry them
all, so they decided that one had to leave,
because otherwise they were all going to fall.
They weren't able to choose that person,
until the woman gave a very touching speech.
She said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope, because,
as a woman, she was used to giving up everything for her
husband and kids or for men in general, and was
used to always making sacrifices with little in return.
As soon as she finished her speech,
all the men started clapping .

**Stacee_Danielle** · #28 06-21-2008

LOL, i like that one

Katiedid · #29 06-21-2008

What did the fish say when it ran into the wall???

........... DAMN!!!!

Haha. Ya, that's probably a joke told better in person than in written form, but that's all I gots.

**OtherPplsDrama** · #30 06-21-2008

Originally Posted by Katiedid

What did the fish say when it ran into the wall???

........... DAMN!!!!

Haha. Ya, that's probably a joke told better in person than in written form, but that's all I gots.

How do I type this sound....??
Wah Wah wah waaaaahhhhh. (kinda Debbie Downer-esque)

**Bacchus** · #31 06-23-2008

Three women: one engaged, one married, and one mistress, were chatting about their relationships and decided to amaze their men that evening and later share their experiences. All three would wear a leather bodice S&M style, stiletto heels and mask over their eyes.

The next day, they met up again to tell their stories.

The engaged girlfriend said: When my boyfriend came home, he found me in the leather bodice, stiletto heels and mask. He said, "You are the woman of my dreams." We then made love all night long.

The mistress said: I met my married man at the office. I was wearing the leather bodice, stiletto heels and mask. When he saw me, he didn't say a word. We just had wild and passionate sex all night long!

The married woman then said: I sent the kids to stay at my mothers. I got myself ready, leather bodice, stiletto heels and mask over my eyes. My husband came home from work, grabbed the TV remote control and a beer. He then peered over in my direction, looked me in the eyes and said, "Hey Batman, what's for dinner?"

**Stacee_Danielle** · #32 06-23-2008

Originally Posted by Bacchus

"Hey Batman, what's for dinner?"

Thanks for the Dr. Pepper laced computer screen