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06-12-2008
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| | | Re: A Joke: More Soap hahahaha, that was too funny!! Good one Clarabell | 
06-12-2008
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| | | Re: A Joke: More Soap lol. wow. | 
06-12-2008
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| | | Re: A Joke: More Soap I loved that joke when it was sent to me. I live in the South so I was picturing my very redneck neighbor who has a Rebel flag hung across the outside of his front window, furniture in his carport, and trash all over his yard while I was reading it. I could NOT stop laughing... | 
06-12-2008
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| | | Re: A Joke: More Soap Quote:
Originally Posted by clarabelle97 I loved that joke when it was sent to me. I live in the South so I was picturing my very redneck neighbor who has a Rebel flag hung across the outside of his front window, furniture in his carport, and trash all over his yard while I was reading it. I could NOT stop laughing... | Funny I pictured something VERY similar, LOL. | 
06-13-2008
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| | | Re: A Joke: More Soap Oh No....... Quote:
One beautiful afternoon, a young redneck boy runs into his house and yells “Paw, I found her! I found the girl I’m gonna marry, and she’s a virgin!”
Now while this might impress some families, it irritated and upset his father. Pounding his fist on the table, he yells back “There’s no way you’ll marry that girl! If she ain’t good enough for her own family, she ain’t good enough for ours!”
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06-13-2008
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| | | Re: A Joke: More Soap hahaha, that was a good one. | 
06-21-2008
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| | | Re: A Joke: More Soap This one goes out to my mom....who sends me some of the funniest e-mails ever. This is just one Quote: ROPE
Eleven people were hanging on a rope, under a helicopter.
10 men and 1 woman.
The rope was not strong enough to carry them
all, so they decided that one had to leave,
because otherwise they were all going to fall.
They weren't able to choose that person,
until the woman gave a very touching speech.
She said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope, because,
as a woman, she was used to giving up everything for her
husband and kids or for men in general, and was
used to always making sacrifices with little in return.
As soon as she finished her speech,
all the men started clapping . | | 
06-21-2008
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| | | Re: A Joke: More Soap LOL, i like that one | 
06-21-2008
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| | | Re: A Joke: More Soap What did the fish say when it ran into the wall???
........... DAMN!!!!
Haha. Ya, that's probably a joke told better in person than in written form, but that's all I gots.  | 
06-21-2008
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| | | Re: A Joke: More Soap Quote:
Originally Posted by Katiedid What did the fish say when it ran into the wall???
........... DAMN!!!!
Haha. Ya, that's probably a joke told better in person than in written form, but that's all I gots.  |
How do I type this sound....??
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