I have a co-worker that sooooo could be this person, LOL...there are only two girls out of about 75 employees so you can just imagine how my days go. They have a skull and cross bones with an OSHA chemical tag on it hanging on the door for when he comes out, there is a smiley face on the other side, LMAO.

they think hes gay or something or comes out the bathroom?

huh gay...Nooo, LOL. I didn't say anything about being gay, I meant when he comes out of the restroom

sorry i sorta got confused

I hear crickets...

lol.

Oh Oh, I want to play too! (dirty)


These three guys got together one day and were talking about how drunk they got at a party the night before.


The first guy said, ’’Man I was so drunk last night I went home and blew chunks.’’

The second guy said, ’’Man that was nothing I was so drunk last night I was driving home and I got a DWI.’’

The third guy says, "Man that was nothing. I was so drunk last night I was driving home and I picked up a prostitute and my wife caught us in bed.’’

Then the first guy said, ’’No -- you guys don’t understand! Chunks is my dog!"

lmao. so foul.

LMAO, that was a good one Bacchus!!

Keep them coming guys!

Each Friday night after work, Bubba would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a venison steak. But all of Bubba's neighbors were catholic.... and since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating meat on Friday.

The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their priest.

The Priest came to visit Bubba and suggested that he become a Catholic. After several classes and much study, Bubba attended Mass and as the priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said, 'You were born a Baptist, and raised a Baptist, but now you are a Catholic.'

Bubba's neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived, and the wonderful aroma of grilled venison again filled the neighborhood. The Priest was called immediately by the neighbors and as he rushed into Bubba's yard clutching a rosary preparing to scold him, he stopped and watched in amazement.
There stood Bubba, clutching a small bottle of holy water which he carefully sprinkled over the grilling meat and chanted: 'You wuz born a deer, you wuz raised a deer, but now you is a catfish.'