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  #113  
Old 07-21-2008
renaldob
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Re: Jokes

More shokcing than funny. I bet the best-man feels played. lol
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  #114  
Old 07-22-2008
Stacee_Danielle
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Re: Jokes

hahaha! I probably would have done something like that....well only if it was his family that paid for the wedding, LOL
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  #115  
Old 07-22-2008
renaldob
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Re: Jokes

No, I would've beat somebody ass.
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  #116  
Old 07-22-2008
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Re: Jokes

Originally Posted by renaldob View Post
No, I would've beat somebody ass.
That could be equally entertaining
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  #117  
Old 07-22-2008
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Re: Jokes

who am i kidding, i spank my wife too if she did that to me. j/k.
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  #118  
Old 07-24-2008
Bacchus
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Re: Jokes




Dear Michael,

Every year I attempt to boost my students’ final grades by giving them this relatively simple exam consisting of 100 True/False questions from only 3 chapters of material. For the past 20 years that I have taught Intro Communications 101 at this institution I have never once seen someone score below a 65 on this exam. Consequently, your score of a zero is the first in history and ultimately brought the entire class average down a whole 8 points.

There were two possible answer choices: A (True) and B (False). You chose C for all 100 questions in an obvious attempt to get lucky with a least a quarter of the answers. It’s as if you didn’t look at a single question. Unfortunately, this brings your final grade in this class to failing. See you next year!

Sincerely,
Professor William Turner


P.S. If all else fails, go with B from now on. B is the new C
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  #119  
Old 07-24-2008
Phoenix
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Re: Jokes

LoL. Good one Bacchus.
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  #120  
Old 07-24-2008
Stacee_Danielle
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LOL, that is too funny, I was just telling my sister about guessing on multiple choices...I am ging to have to tell her to pay attention to if it is True or False or not, LOL.
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