Jokes - Page 10

bratty · #73 06-30-2008

Originally Posted by renaldob

Where did the goatee come from?

Think real hard about it, if everything was moving north .....

**Stacee_Danielle** · #74 06-30-2008

Originally Posted by renaldob

Where did the goatee come from?

Think where does a triangle shaped patch of hair reside on ones body??

**Bacchus** · #75 06-30-2008

Originally Posted by stacee_danielle

Think where does a triangle shaped patch of hair reside on ones body??

I think we have entered the "PM Zone".

renaldob · #76 06-30-2008

Oh ok. I get it. That was my first guess that it was you know...

bratty · #77 06-30-2008

Originally Posted by renaldob

Oh ok. I get it. That was my first guess that it was you know...

Great, because I don't think we could have explained it any other way without getting banned.

renaldob · #78 06-30-2008

lol. I know right?

bratty · #79 06-30-2008

Okay let's see if we can follow this one:

A father asked his 12-year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees. "I don't want to know," the child said, bursting into tears. "Promise me you won't tell me."

Confused, the father asked what was wrong.

The boy sobbed, "When I was six, I got the 'There's no Easter Bunny' speech. At seven, I got the 'There's no Tooth Fairy' speech. When I was eight, you hit me with the 'There's no Santa' speech.

If you're going to tell me that grown-ups don't really get laid, I'll have nothing left to live for."

**Stacee_Danielle** · #80 06-30-2008

LOL, yeah I got that one...too funny!