Child Trader Child Exchange Network

Okay I vote we all come up with a logan for this company...

Don't like your kid? Swap em out for a new one! Childtrader.com

WTF is this Bacchus? I went to the site and this is one of the most disturbing things I've seen!!!!

I didn't even go to the site, the picture said it all. Now you got me curious

Update: OMG!!!! truly disturbing

What are you guys talking about? This seems like a very good website for parents in need. Say you're a computer science guy like me and you get a daughter that wants to play with Barbie all day instead of working on her coding skills and helping to pick up some of Daddy's slack so he can play golf? What the hell is one supposed to do? With this service, I just trade out for a boy with technical yearnings and lock him away in the basement with a laptop and a To-Do List. Genius!

I think a lot of families are going to be helped.

OOOOOHHHH, Okay I see your logic now

you may be in need of a lil counseling my friend

That can NOT, I repeat NOT be real. I declare shenanigans and I'm doing some investigating!

ETA: It can't be real. There's no real address to their "camp" and no way to "sign up" that I can see....

You must not being doing it right.

Hmm, I wonder if they offer a service for cats. Zeus has been eying my new couch with a mischievous twinkle in his eyes and I can't keep vigil with my squirt gun much longer....

Hey I am down for that, I have 4 cats (5 technically)for you to choose from...would you like a Bengal, or maybe an orange tabby that is slightly overweight (by slightly I mean extremely) or perhaps a solid black outdoor female...Maybe you would like my Persian/Siamese mix...she is 15YO though...or Would you like a calico Kitten??