welcome!!!!!!!!!!!! You'll love it here I promise, lots of venting!! lol

Is this the Sydney forum?

I may have the wrong room, let me check my schedule...let's see, um...trig, world civ, and Real World Sydney, yeah this is it.

I kid...

Firstly, I want to tackle the popularity of Colie. There's something I thought I'd never say or see in a sentence, "Colie" and "popularity". Ahhhh...I do find this topic off kilter since that was "so last year" (I'm into quotations tonight). Does anyone really care about Colie or her loose caboose antics? The girl looks like she wrapped her lips around a hot curling iron and sounds like she's been smoking Camel non-filters since she was climbing the monkey bars in her cuorduroy Osh Kosh BeGosh overalls in hopes of playing I'll-Touch-Yours-If-You-Touch-Mine with Ronnie, Bobby, Rickie, and Mike (New Edition reference = points).

Now, I'm sure, she has her fans, but what are they fans of? Her undenyingly blah, blah, blah conversations when she was drunkenly deciding which one of the four guys she'd like to tongue-swap STD's with? OR was it her obnoxious clinginess and boastful claims of adoring Alex when she had a boyfriend? (who she gave 2 blips about, then liked him again, then was confused about him...make up yor mind whore) From what I've seen Colie was a twot-waffle smothered in Oil of O' Shit. She's not a "guy's girl", I'm a guy and she's a crap sammich minus the bread. She's a whiny, me-me-me type of person. Mtv could release a DVD of all her self absorbed, whining in a 3 disc set, but I digress

Brooke, who was probably the most level headed when it came to scrumping housemates, was crazy as shit (sometimes), but at least she said it all with her cute little country accent, I mean "c'mon yawl". Besides, when she went Captain Insane-O on Jen, I fell in love. In the immortal words of Ill Bill, "trifling b**ches make my d**k hard". She was the cutest one too...them big brown eyes and that long dark hair...I'd show her "my dark secret behind the boathouse".

ENOUGH Denver Talk...

Sydney...
TRISHA IS GONE!!! (ticker tape parade, with a large collegiate band playing "Ice-Ice Baby", an ex-President maybe Jimmy Carter waving, and cotton candy, blue cotton candy in my hand, in my mouth and I'm smiling like The Joker from Batman)

Parisa said all the things I've thought about Trisha since I've watched the show...
called her "Miss Piggy" and all kinds of shit...man it was hella good.

I'm glad she's gone and her exit was classic. Trisha explained herself and her situation with Parisa and sounded like a narrow-minded, hypocrit. She tried to call Parisa "nothing" to her face before leaving, tried to put her down some more, and asked the two remaing twotwaffles (love it) to ruin the rest of Parisa's time in Sydney. Parisa says, "have a nice flight, take care". YES!!! I love that girl. The scenes from next week's episode look great. It seems that Isaac, as always, tells it like it is. "Nobody liked Trisha" and the guys seem to be celebrating the fact. Dunbar has seemed to lighten up even, maybe I'll forgive him for being a bag-o-douche, but not quite yet.

I do however think ashli and kelly anne are morons. Catty, childish morons who cling to immaturity. Here's my main theory on that subject. Has anyone ever seen the movie 'Mean Girls'? These female castmates fit into this social dynamic.

yeah i say hella, pfft

1800LAZERFACE, can you cut and paste your post here to the other thread as well named "Ding Dong the ****h is Dead?" It should be posted on all the threads and announced during all MTV news breaks, but if I have to settle for our latest thread, I suppose that'd be OK too.

Lazerface, I am not sure how to respond to the type of logic that you have so eloquently laid down before us today. I already spit up a quarter cup of my morning coffee and am still trying to get the image out of my head of a young Colie, smoke hanging out of her mouth, hustling the guys for a round of "doctor" behind the shed. The long term effects of this could eviscerate my daily meal schedule being I am really having trouble keeping things down right now...
Unless you are planning on starting on an estrogen regimen, having a couple things added, and something removed - you just might be out of the running in the perceivable future.
Parisa - Cady Heron
Trisha - Regina George
Ashli - Gretchen Wieners
Kelly Anne - Karen Smith

Rachel McAdams is of course, much smarter - and hotter!

That is so dead on it is ridiculous!

OMG, Lazerface, that has to be one of the funniest blurbs about various RW personalities I have ever read! I was reading it at a computer lab at school and got a few looks from people surrounding me as I tried to contain my snickering! You have a gift, my friend. I think you should do the episode summaries every week!

Agreed! it would probably be more entertaining that the actual episode

well, i finally got around to watching Real World and i was so happy to see Trisha gone...first of all, she didn't even want to apologize, but her father told her to, so she didn't mean it at all...i am so glad that Parisa didn't fall for that apology, plus Trisha was shaking her head at the meeting anyway,...i am so glad to see i am not the only one who hated Trisha...i hope that her boyfriend saw the way she acted on tv and broke up with her, she was acting very slutty when she went out to the bars! I loved the coming attractions when all the guys said "everyone hated Trisha"...can't wait for next week..and that spitting was absolutely the most disgusting thing i have ever seen...that is so low class...!!!! xoxo