Day 46 Continued
Josh tells Chelsia how he caught Sheila in a lie about not watching the show before.
Josh tells her that Sheila told Sharon that they need to talk. Chelsia thinks they are going to tell her (Chesia) that she is safe to hurt her. She tells Josh that she knows he was worried about her last week but she was just putting on a show and says that she is a good actress. She says whatever the plan is she is going to go with it.
Chelsia, Josh and Ryan. Talking about how Adam made a big show of wanting to be the one to nominate Sheila but never did it. Chelsia says that they are the smart ones and are probably a real couple. Josh says that they would be the weirdest couple. They talk about Natalie and Sheila being friends again and only having each other to hang out with. Sharon comes in to eat. Chelsia says that she would be happy if Natalie or Sheila came to sequester and she would jump for joy.
Ryan tells Adam that he heard something and thinks that the girls are going to band together.
Adam, Ryan, Chelsia and Josh outside bashing Natalie. They are laughing and saying she is stupid because she thinks she can autograph her car and sell it on ebay along with her hooter nametags. Ryan wonders what she is going to do when she gets out and finds out that she is not famous. Chelsia says that she will move to Boston and become a stalker. Josh wonders how she did not know that Matt hated her. Chelsia tells Adam to watch Natalie when he gets his HoH camera, she will hog it and take so many pictures.
Sharon and Sheila in the kitchen. Sharon says that if she walks out of this house people better watch out. She tells Sheila that Chelsia said thank you to her and how she told her to think of these last four days as a vacation. Sharon says that if she stays she will be going after them.
Adam and Sheila in the kitchen. They are talking about how it is Natalie’s turn next to win HoH and Sheila’s is coming later. She tells him that he did the right thing this week and says that they need to all stick together so they have the numbers. She tells him that they have to always keep them guessing.
BB gives them Easter stuff. A giant bunny to paint, candy, big chocolate bunny, egg coloring stuff in a basket. The girls are excited and the boys look and … like meh.. walk away.
Josh and Adam outside. Josh is telling him how he thought that his boyfriend Chase would be on the show too because he dropped him off at the airport and told him he would see him later. Adam asks him if they talked about him (Josh) coming on the show. Josh explains that Chase was interviewed for BB too and he was going to be his boyfriend on the show.
Sharon complains to Chelsia about the guys not picking up after themselves. They talk about the girls that are going to be left after this week. Sharon tells her that Natalie and Sheila are going to be inseparable once Chelsia leaves that she is going to kill herself. Chelsia says that she is sorry. Sharon says that everyone who has won something should not win this game. (nice comfort to Chelsia I’m sure) Chelsia tells Sharon to stay strong because she doesn’t want to have to vote for someone she hates.
Sharon says that she doesn’t know about Ryan and that he might put up Sheila. Chelsia says because he is playing for Jen. Sharon asks if she doesn’t think he would put up her or Josh. Chelsia says that she doesn’t think so. Sharon thinks it would be Ryan’s best bet to put up Adam and tells Chelsia the other group’s pecking order. Chelsia says that Adam freaks her out and that he told her he has watched every season but physically he sucks because he’s over weight and smokes.
Sharon asks her if she will have something with James outside of the house. Chelsia says that she won’t tell anyone and says she doesn’t know but it is the worst thing that could have happened for her inside this house. She says that he could be playing her and that he wants to do stuff in his life. She says that she has things she wants to do too. She wants to get out of Iowa. Sharon tells her things are predetermined and that’s why she lives her life they way she does, if she goes, she goes. Sharon thinks that Natalie is going next, then Ryan and then Adam. Chelsia tells her that she has to make deals with people. Sharon says that it pissed her off when the other side tried to make her think that Josh would vote against her.
Natalie and Sheila outside. Natalie is prayig to God and asking Him to live through her and Sheila so that they will win HoH. Natalie goes on about the number 7. How it was Matty’s favorite number and his birthday is April. 7th. Natalie tells Sheila that everyone warned her that Sheila was an ‘actress’ and not to believe her, but she knows she is the only one she can trust.
Josh naps outside for an hour and wakes up and does another of his monologues and rips apart his house mates. He then prays and sobs hysterically…then bashes Natalie some more. He uses the pool cue stick and acts like a game show host, asking which of the losers in the BB house will wake up first. Sings “Say a little Prayer” and dances around. He yells that he is surrounded by vaginas and then yells to give him some penis.
More dancing and cheers “H-O-T –T-O-G-O, Josh is hot to go”. He asks himself how he looks and answers that at least he is decent while he is having a nervous break down. Back to dancing and playing pool. He says that he is going to come out of this game straight or a lesbian from playing so much pool and hopes it’s neither one. He says that he is feeling straighter already and that he is surrounded vaginas and can he have a penis please.
Evening
Josh and James in the hot tub. Josh is telling James that Ryan is not the one to kick out because he won’t be able to handle the final three endurance HoH competition. He is saying that Natalie, Sheila and Adam need to go first.
James says that this has been a good week for him and that he needed to win that PoV to get himself back into it. Josh wonders how Chelsia will be about being evicted. James says that she is okay. Sharon comes out to offer food. They talk about how Sharon seems nice but she has a dark side. Josh says not to let the Precious Moments Bible fool you, she will throw you under the bus.
Josh says that he would love to implant in Natalie’s brain that Chelsia will be f*cking Matt in sequester and how that would mess her up. He wonders if they could get Chelsia to do that and it would be awesome. James says yeah that would freak her out. They also say they could remind her how Matt was all over the other women in the pool and didn’t want her.
They talk about how Chelsia wants to poor ice water on Natalie while she is sleeping. They say they should do it every night until she leaves.
They talk about being close to their end game and how they only have 5 people to get out and they are there. James says that it will be crazy to walk out of there in 5 weeks with half a million dollars. Josh says that only three people are against them and that they need to get out Adam, Sheila and Natalie. They say that Adam can’t do much physically. Josh thinks it will be a double eviction when there are five people left in the house.
Night
Natalie, Chelsia and Sharon getting along and coloring eggs.
Josh and James hear BB in the storage room and go check to see what they got. 2 bottles of wine and 8 beer. They hide 4 beer for Chelsia and bring the rest out into the kitchen.
They continue to decorate the eggs and Natalie is tipsy and talks about Matty Matty Matty and how she misses him and then with nauseating repetitiveness reminisces.
A camera in the back yard fell and they were put on indoor lockdown so BB could fix it.
Natalie tells Ryan that she has to wait until she gets out of the house before she can get lucky. She tells him how she and Matty only fooled around a bit but she never let him do anything. She says that he tried to touch her that area and she moved his hand and asked him what the hell was he doing.
Chelsia, James, Josh and Sharon in the bedroom. Chelsia asks James if he really thinks that she has a drinking problem. He says that he has no idea because he doesn’t know the real Chelsia outside of the house. He says that he could be a totally different person outside of this house.
Adam, Sheila and Natalie in the kitchen. Natalie is still decorating eggs. Adam leaves. They talk about how Adam is really good looking despite all his weirdness. Sheila says that she doesn’t want anyone else to know that she likes him.
Josh, Adam, Ryan and Sharon in the back yard. Josh is telling him all the girl bonding in there was freaking him out. Adam says that Sheila was kissing him on the cheek. Josh says that Sheila is horny and Kimberly is getting loose. Josh tells Sharon that James and Chelsia were …. Back there and she says she knows and that’s why she left the room.
By the hot tub now. Sharon says that Natalie says all those stories about Matt and her are not true. Ryan says that Natalie is a compulsive liar, she had just told him none of that was true and he knows it is true. Ryan tells them about being awake laying on the floor while she gave Matt a BJ, he heard her sucking and heard Matt oooohing and aaaaahing when he climaxed. Adam says that she told him that Matt only almost kissed her. Ryan says no that she was sucking on his c---- that one night. Josh says that is kind of gross and if she was doing that it’s going to be all over the internet and will be youtubed. (if you’re looking, try clipsters because youtube yanked all the x-rated stuff)
Josh and a tipsy Sheila in the kitchen. He tells her that she should tell Adam she likes him. Sheila opens the sliding door and yells at Adam saying that he should stop grabbing himself because he looks way to hot. Adam yells for her to come to his room later tonight. She says ok whatever.
Then she notices it….
<insert psycho music>
Someone killed the Bunny.
(I think I’ll leave off there…everyone loves a cliff hanger.

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To be continued…